What has been is what will be, and what was done will be done again, for there is nothing new under the sun.

Though often deeply profound, the words of Kohelet can be depressing.

Some have said that’s precisely why Ecclesiastes is read on Sukkot; to temper its joy, and its famed frivolity the likes of which led to the institution of the mechitza in Second Temple times.

Others connect the book to the theme of transience and fragility we feel in our sukkah, not certain if we’ll be eating dinner with a garnish of rain; how we sit there despite the prefabricated hut convulsing around us, like it did during Thursday’s breakfast. We are vulnerable to the elements, and are forced to understand that the world is turning and life will pass quickly.

A poetic approach might say that the book was written in the autumn of Solomon’s life, and so its connection to sukkot is seasonal; a chassid could suggest a theme of letting the divine shine into the mundane.

I, a lover of words, will note that the common translation of Kohelet as “assembly” is a synonym for one translation of Shemini Atzeret, “the eighth, a day of assembly”. Now, the pedantic could point out that we read it on shabbat of Sukkot, not always Shemini Atzeret; I would point right back and say: that it’s always read on the eighth day by Yemenites, Italians, some Sefaradim and others.

The custom to read Ecclesiastes on this festival was a late one, first evidenced in the 12^th century Machzor Vitry. As well as being the last book to join our festival rite, it was apparently the last book to join the Bible. The Mishna in Yadayim makes clear that there was debate regarding whether Kohelet was to be canonised, but Beit Hillel essentially forced the Sanhedrin to include it, against the will of Beit Shammai.

What makes Kohelet so controversial?

The Babylonian Talmud in Shabbat relates that the Sages wanted to destroy Kohelet because of numerous internal contradictions, but did not, for its beginning and its end are words of Torah; which presumably justifies the 11 chapters in between.

The Midrash complains about its heretical advice: “Rejoice in your youth, … and walk in the ways of your heart” is the opposite of the shema’s “do not turn after your heart and your eyes.” Once people are given free rein to follow their desires, the midrash claims, “לית דין ולית דיין”, there is no law and no lawmaker! But Kohelet completes its passage: “for all these things God will bring justice.” And once again, it is redeemed.

The Tosefta brings the argument of Rabbi Shimon ben Menasia, that Kohelet is the unholy word of man, in contrast with the almost-as-controversial Song of Songs which was divinely inspired (written with רוח הקודש).

But Ecclesiastes isn’t the only thing we read today that has been criticised for its unholy authorship.

We recited the prayer of Geshem by Eleazar ben Kalir, instead of simply declaring: God is the One who makes the wind blow and the rain descend. This piyyut begins by introducing an angel named Af-Bri whose role it is to bring the rain, and whose name is derived from a midrashic reading of a verse in Job.
The Artscroll Siddur cites Rashi for the midrash, which makes little sense as the piyyut’s traditional attribution precedes Rashi by centuries. For all we know, Eleazar Kalir may have come up with this interpretation himself.

Modern readers of such a piyyut may be worried by the latent polytheism in seeking an angelic intercessor whilst otherwise acclaiming the One God in the opening of the Amida. Medieval Rabbis were concerned just the same. Certainly, it is hard to tell in such poetry: what is authentic doctrine, and what is newly introduced by the poet who, Maimonides exclaims, was often not a scholar?

Piyyut, a cousin of the English word poem, can broadly refer to all Hebrew poem-prayers. They are often given purpose-specific names such as selichot, yotzerot, hosha’not, kinot, zemirot; they count among their ranks such distinguished members as Yigdal, Adon Olam, El Adon, An’im Zemirot, Vechol Ma’aminim, etc.

Piyut is certainly a poetic art-form, though quite different from the proverbs of Kohelet. For example, Solomon’s words: “a name is better than scented oil, and the day of death than the day of one’s birth”. This mini-poem condenses deep meaning into a single line with beautiful chiastic structure and alliteration. Listen to it: טוֹב שֵׁם, מִשֶּׁמֶן טוֹב; וְיוֹם הַמָּוֶת, מִיּוֹם הִוָּלְדוֹ.

Though it retained some of these literary methods, the Kaliric piyut focused more on innovative allusions to text and tradition within witty patterns of rhyme, rhythm and acrostic, a little reminiscent of poetry in the Book of Psalms. In today’s Prayer for Rain, we asked to be blessed in the memory of each of our patriarchs, though none of them are named explicitly. Instead, the poet alludes to water in each of their lives, beginning each line with the next letter of the alphabet, and ending it with “מים”, water. The piyut was a new genre in which to transmit tradition, and a new form for Jewish poetic expression.

Yet this early genre of piyut came under fire, not only for its creation of divine intercessors; its out-dated world-view; and its anthropomorphism of God as is replete in An’im Zemirot, but also because its riddling language was often so obscure as to be unintelligible. Avraham Ibn Ezra was outspoken against Eleazar ben Kalir’s predilection toward rare words – even made-up words – and poor Hebrew grammar, which became the foundational prototype for many later paytanim. Admittedly, I do find Ibn Ezra’s poetry (e.g. Ki Eshmera Shabbat), much much easier to understand.

There are other reasons these poems were controversial; the Babylonian Geonim saw it as a custom of the Land of Israel, intruding into the space of the statutory, standardised prayer service.

Maimonides blames piyutim as “the major cause for the lack of devotion and for the lightheartedness of the masses which impels them to talk during prayer” (though I think the evidence disagrees with him). These additions to the prayer, coupled with a chazan basking in the spotlight, made the service unbearably long (much like my divrei torah). Kohelet was quoted at them: “It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools!”

Yet these poems brought creativity into the prayer service. In fact, they only became popular once the regular prayers became more fixed. A curious example: it was once common to use the texts of related berakhot interchangeably. So in the Cairo Geniza we find a siddur where the blessing “ולירושלים עירך” in the Amida is replaced by “רחם נא ה’ אלהינו על ישראל עמך”, which we know from birkat hamazon; after all, both end by blessing God, “rebuilder of Jerusalem”.

But the Amida text was eventually fixed, and the piyutim began to appear. The piyut library soon also settled; very few great piyyutim were composed after the thirteenth century. With printing, congregations could select from a wider choice of poems, but eventually certain songs found permanent homes in the liturgy, and others disappeared.

To expand on the Artscroll Machzor:

A few piyutim that are omitted by the vast majority of congregations have been included in an appendix which can be read with a magnifying glass, a dictionary of obscure Hebrew words, a PhD in medieval Hebrew literature and a two-week speed-reading course we call sliches (סליחות).

We have seen that there was a time when the bible was in flux, with books like Kohelet in question; later it was the regular prayer service, and after that, its poetic supplements. So it may be no surprise that the waning of piyut in 19^th century Europe came with the flourishing of the cantorial and choral art in the synagogue, and the creation of a new song, vastly distinct from the previously chanted nusah. This change, too, has been hotly debated.

So history repeats itself. What will our next avenue of controversial creativity in public prayer be, when, somehow, the music stops?

Thus said Kohelet, “What has been is what will be, and what was done will be done again.”

Perhaps it’s not so depressing after all.

The only completely new word I’ve found is blog.

Other words since suggested include [to] text [someone], spam and perhaps [the] dole. All of these are new senses to words, rather than wholly new words.

Can you add to the list (without cheating)?

Edit: where possible, make sure that it is a recent addition to the language, perhaps with citation.

I borrow the example text used in one reporting blog:

משטרת גרמניה עצרה שני צעירים בחשד שהתכוונו לבצע פיגוע במטוס של חברת התעופה ההולנדית קיי-אל-אם. כוחות משטרת גרמניה פשטו על המטוס שחנה בשדה התעופה בקלן, זמן קצר לפני שהמריא בחזרה להולנד והוציאו ממנו את שני הצעירים, אזרח גרמני יליד סומליה בן 24 ואזרח סומליה בן 23.

Google Translate says:

German police arrested two youths suspected Shaatcwano an attack on the plane of Dutch airline Kay – to – if. German police forces raided the plane parked at the airport Cologne, shortly before Smria Leclnde back and took him to the two young men, a German citizen born in Somalia 24 Uezarh Somalia age 23.

There are a number of interesting things here:

Assuming something is a proper name if it can’t otherwise be understood is quite a normal approach. But it’s unusual that Google has particular trouble with “שהתכוונו”, “שהמריא” and “ואזרח”, which I don’t consider particularly uncommon words. These, and the messed up “להולנד” all have the common feature of attached prefixes (proclitics), and Google gets it right for all but “המריא” when these are removed. Obviously their word segmentation systems could be improved, or could be adjusted so that if the end system resorts to considering it a proper noun, it might go back and check whether there were some proclitics it failed to lop off. In practice, implementing such a feedback loop may not be worthwhile if the system wants to be fast.

Go take a look at the proper names it forms. It puts some funny letters in there, transliterating:

• ה ([h]) as nothing (which a lot of Israelis do, but I’m guessing that the system is being hugely biased by the silent הs at the ends of many female names);
• ו ([v]) as “w”, maybe because “w” always translates to Hebrew in names as ו, but it makes Google look very academic (or Iraqi/Yemenite) to transliterate the vavs in words as waws.
• כ ([k]) becomes “c”, but so does some non-existant letter in להולנד! What’s going on there?
• ח (usu. [x]) becomes “h” (rather than “ch” or “kh”), but I guess it is only ever found when transliterating Arabic names, and Ahmed is more common than Achmed.
• The vowels are also interesting. Especially the spurious “e” on the end of להולנד, but it’s already clear that it’s done a strange job on that one.

Kay – to – if (KLM) is obviously entertaining, but there’s not really much to say about it (except that apparently they split tokens on hyphens).

The most interesting phrase translation is “and took him to the two young men” from “והוציאו ממנו את שני הצעירים”. It would appear as if they took the ו on the end of והוציאו as referring to the object (והוציאוֹ) rather than the subject (והוציאוּ), but seeing as the former is quite rare in contemporary written Hebrew, this may mean they have a wide variety of texts from various ages. And then ממנו seems to disappear altogether. So maybe I’ve just misinterpreted how the system makes a mistake. At the end of the day, the system is all numbers, so no one can really be certain how it made the mistake…

One of the few other online Hebrew-English translation services is Reverso:

A police of Germany stopped two young on suspicion that meant to execute an attack in the airplane of the Dutch airline KAY but them. Forces a police of Germany spreaded on the airplane that parked in the airfield Bkln, a short time before took Off back/in return to Holland and withdrew from him you two the young, German born citizen Somalia ben 24 and citizen Somalia ben23.

Comparing to this translation, we see that Reverso generally does a better job of splitting off proclitics and so makes less apparent mistakes. But its grammar is certainly much poorer, both in English and in Hebrew, thinking for instance that “צעירים” should be understood as an adjective rather than a noun; and that one makes an attack in a plane rather than on it; or that the singular משטרת should be translated “a police”; or that “את” is better translated “you” than as a direct-object marker. Compare also Google’s handling of the compound noun phrase “כוחות משטרת גרמניה” as “German police forces” rather than “Forces a police of Germany”. Also interesting is Reverso’s offering of a choice for בחזרה as “back/in return”.

Overall, while reverso handles word segmentation somewhat better, Google has a much more fluid grammar and chooses more appropriate words in translation.

I haven’t tried translating the other direction (English to Hebrew) yet, or any other combination of languages where I would be under-qualified. I leave that as an exercise to the reader.

And no, they don’t do Yiddish yet. Real Soon Now.

Yes, it’s been a long time. Yes, I won’t be talking much here till November. Shana tova anyway! Enjoy translating your New Year cards from strange Israeli rellies…

There is no q in “Al-Naqba”. The Arabic spelling includes the equivalent of a Hebrew kaf, not their quf.

It seems ‘q’ is used, often by Jewish sources, to Arabise the word and make it seem more foreign and distasteful.

Even the spellings of words can express one’s biases, just as “Moslem”, once an accepted variant, is now considered more derogatory than “Muslim”.

The AJN should utilise the more neutral and accurate spellings, and write articles on “Nakba” rather than “Naqba”.

The printed letter stops after the second paragraph, which I maybe should have made more clear: I do not accuse the Jewish press of a conspiracy to use a stigmatised spelling variant. Language is more subtle and subconscious than that.

I try not to dictate others’ language use. In the case of a newspaper, though, there are always editorial style guides, and I wanted to point out two factors in the spelling of this word:

1. Phonology: there is a letter q in Arabic, but it’s not used in the word “nakba”.
2. Sociolinguistics: people have a choice to use “nakba” or “naqba” as both are found in the English press (according to Google in about 10:1 ratio). They may actually use the latter because they perceive it as a more “authentic” transliteration. Of course, it is not. On the other hand, it does make the word look more foreign, and so its use carries some pre-conceived “Arab” feeling that makes the word no longer neutral.

Of course, the word is naturally not a neutral word, whichever way it is spelt. People will often react to it either with distate or with pride. Nonetheless, it shouldn’t be spelt in the “unbiased press” in a way that shows one’s side and one’s ignorance more than necessary.

Do not take the name of the Lord your God in vain; for the Lord will not acquit one who takes His name in vain.

Rashi follows the translation of Onkelos in suggesting that the repeated “taking in vain” is once an injunction against those who swear by the Name falsely, and once against those who swear needlessly.
((*dibrot:”Commandment” might be a misnomer here, as the Hebrew term for commandments is clearly mitzvot (or huqqim, mishpatim, etc.) The Ten Commandments are only ever referred to in the bible as aseret hadevarim (Ex. 34:28; Deut. 4:13), or in later writings as aseret hadibrot. Devarim would often mean “words” or “things” or “utterances” or “statements”; its root means “to speak”.*))

Judaism abounds in traditions of protecting the sanctity of Divine Names in writing, and avoiding them in speech except when necessary. In fact, (להבדיל) the Rabbinic manner of protecting the divine name has taken on characteristics commonly found in linguistic taboo associated with swearing (the other type), euphemism, or political correctness.

Taboo is a favourite topic of many sociolinguists, largely because it is a lot of fun to explore trends in how people refer to reproductive organs and things you can do with them, but also because it is one of the most lexically dynamic parts of language, tied into a number of social factors. Terms are often invented or borrowed with a changed meaning to cover up things we do not want to say plainly. Some euphemisms then take on similar negative or embarrassing connotations (ask any American who’s worn a “roots” sweater in Australia), or can alternatively broaden to become a more generic swear-word, losing the particularly dirty connotations it once had (arguably like “screw”). Numerous options (with greater or lesser offensiveness) for replacing some forbidden concept come and go in trends.

In a curious case, the word “hanged” once was appropriate for hanging a painting or laundry, but eventually got associated exclusively with the stigmatised criminal on the gallows. Eventually “hung” was invented as a past/passive participle (by analogy with “sang”, “swam” or “rang”) for these everyday uses in order to steer clear of the otherwise negative connotations the word might bring. In short, stigmatisation provokes avoidance.

In the world of political correctness and etiquette, terms change regularly and could even cycle: a term that was once used to avoid offense itself may become offensive and is replaced, and so on, or on the contrary, a term that was once offensive may become an identity symbol and return to vogue! Just consider the variety of terms (and their fashion trends) used over the last hundred years to refer to dark-skinned people descended from Africans who live on the North American continent. It is this continuous leapfrogging change (and possibly the unwarranted offense) that generates a contemporary distaste for excessive political correctness or for the outlawing of “foul language”.

Like much foul language, the Divine Name (YHWH) is a “four-letter-word” (להבדיל). Indeed, its academic title, “the Tetragrammaton” means exactly that! Masoretic texts of the bible commonly print the vowels for the word “Adonai” (a name or title for God derived from “my lord”) mismatched upon the letters of the ineffable name as a hint not to say the letters as written, but “Adonai” instead, in order to keep well away from needless utterance of the Name, or indeed any utterance at all.
((*consonantal:In general, only consonants are written as letters in Hebrew, and the bible text was originally transmitted consonantally. Vowels, usually dots below or above the letters have been written in according to traditional pronunciations since at latest around the 9th century.*))((*qere:Other words in the bible that are not to be read as they are written are treated in similar manner, with strange vowels squeezed in on the word, and usually the replacement word to say written in the margin. The case of the Divine Name where the reader is expected to understand the change without the replacement letters in the margin is supposedly known as qere perpetuum.
The Masoretic text also uses this “qere and ketiv” on occasion as a means of euphemism, indicating that the word “שגל” (“have sex with”) should be read as “שכב” (“lie with”). See for instance Deut. 28:30. This also indicates changing trends in offensiveness: it would seem that at the time the text was written, the word was acceptable, but at some later point it was seen as excessively obscene and replaced.*))

A few verses on from our quotation above, God indicates that “in each place that I cause my name to be mentioned I will come to you and bless you.” Sifri (as quoted by Rashi) reads this midrashically to say that one is not permitted to utter the Divine Name (שם המפורש) except in the abode of the divine presence (the tabernacle or temple), when the priests alone use it to bless the congregation. So we see that the Jewish prohibition on saying this divine name became much stricter than the simplest implications of prohibiting false or needless swearing as mentioned in the Ten Commandments.

In possible contradiction with this midrash, the biblical prophets often use the formula “Adonai YHWH”. In these cases, the Masoretic text marks the ineffable name with the vowels of “Elohim”, another name or title for God derived from the word “god”, rather than using the usual replacement and thus saying “Adonai Adonai”. This seems to indicate to me that at least in prophetic times, the Name was clearly effable in prophecy, or at least probably not “effed” as “Adonai”.

Even if the “inneffable” tetragrammaton was not often uttered, certainly its abbreviations “Yo” and “Yah” and “Yeho” and “Yahu” were once used all over the place. Take the word “halleluyah” (“Praise Yah”), for instance, or many popular biblical names. It is curious that they have been allowed to remain and be used in non-holy contexts. Also, the full divine name (all four letters) does not appear in personal names, possibly precisely as a protection from the profanity with which personal names can be used. These abbreviations could then also be understood as guards around the Name, although we have no real evidence that this is their purpose.
((*elephantine:Interestingly, the Elephantine Papyri that refer to a Jewish temple on their island refer to it as the temple of YHW and not of YHWH (Cowley AP33). Because the documents are essentially profane, this may be further support for such an idea. This idea could also be refuted easily through profane documents that utilise the full name. I might investigate this a little.*))

Contemporary Judaism avoids uttering these abbreviated names by replacing a letter with a “k”. For instance, my name, Joel, should probably be uttered as “Kokel”! Some might say that names are excluded because there is something inherently holy about a person’s name, although they are allowed to be uttered in the bathroom, unlike names of God (and unlike “Shalom”).
((*elokim:I imagine this practice may have originated with elongating the leg on the letter ה in אלהים when writing it. Writing divine names has often been more of a problem than saying them, for the reason that the writing could then not be destroyed, so אלהים would naturally be defaced as אלקים to indicate that the paper it was written on was not to be held sacred. My guess is that this trend spread to turn אל into קל and יה into קה.*))((*shalom:While the major divine names that cannot be erased are certainly not to be uttered in the bathroom, Jewish law also guards against is the saying of the word “shalom” at certain times. The word can mean “peace”, “completeness”, “hello”, etc., but it is also understood to be a divine name. (See Jdg. 6:24 which could be read as Gideon calling God “Shalom”.) As such, it is not meant to be said inside the bathroom, or as a greeting to a friend before greeting the Almighty with prayer in the morning. (See BT Shabbat 10b; Shulchan Aruch Orach Chayim 89:2.)*))

While “Adonai” replaces the tetragrammaton in prayer and reading from scripture, from early Rabbinic times this too was not used excessively, and the word “Hashem”, literally “the name”, might be uttered in its place. Ultimately, “Hashem” expanded in its generality and became equivalent to “God” rather than an equivalent to the Name which it replaced. Most would think of Hashem as a being rather than a name; or it is a name, rather than a placeholder for the name. Historically, “Adoshem” was also used, a strange (and nonsensical) mix of “Adonai” and “Hashem”, although it was discouraged by some halakhic authorities.

There are many circumstances where it is disputed which is better to use: “Adonai” or the more innocuous “Hashem”. Among them are the zemirot or songs which are sung at the shabbat table. It could be argued that the mere use of these names in the lyrics would indicate that the poet intended them to be said, and more especially because the song “Tzur Mishelo” only rhymes if you say “Adonai” and is a syllable short with “Hashem”.

Sometimes even “Hashem” is avoided. Some people sign the corner of a page they are about to begin writing with ב”ה (b”h), standing for “with the help of Hashem” (בעזרת השם). I recall having been told that the reason some prefer the Aramaic בס”ד (bs”d), “with divine assistance” (בסייתא דשמיא), is because it lacks a reference to God’s name, or at least the letter ה (He) which is found in God’s name. To a similar end, many refuse to write “God” in ordinary writing (on paper intended for disposal), and use G-d instead. These both are protections very distanced from any violation of the direct prohibition, but are certainly popular in practice.
((*bsd:For what it’s worth, Hebrew Wikipedia details:

Parallel expressions to בס”ד include בע”ה for בעזרת השם, or ב”ה for ברוך השם, or בעזהי”ת for בעזרת השם יתברך, while Yemenite Jews write at the head of their letters לק”י for לישועתך קויתי ה’. The reason for the increased preponderance of בס”ד would seem to be that the letter He that hints to God is not present, and hence a page upon which בס”ד has been written does not require sacred disposal (geniza), but can be thrown into an ordinary bin without any concern for defiling the Name. Most halakhic authorities do not consider abbreviations containing the letter He to restrict ordinary disposal of the page.

*))

But Hashem is not alone in Rabbinic names for God. Just as with euphemism, a number of names or titles are given to avoid those considered forbidden, although likely also in the manner of the numerous honorific titles bestowed upon royalty. We have, each popular in different times and uses: Hamakom, “the place”; Hakadosh Baruch Hu, “the Holy One, Blessed is He”; Ribono Shel Olam, “Master of the World”; Hashem Yitbarach, “The Name, may it be blessed”; or even Der Eybishter; and surely many others.

The manner in which Judaism treats the taboo of the Divine Name is not far from other linguistic taboos, in the sense that guards are heaped upon other guards as each new expression becomes too familiar and adopts some of the sacred forbidenness of the original taboo. The same mentality that argues that euphemism is unnecessary, political correctness futile, and public use of swearing reasonable may similarly propose that the rabbinic shields over violation of the third commandment create excessive censorship to the point of absurdity. But, of course, for the Rabbinic tradition, this practice of lexical layering is not just a matter of linguistics, sociology, and over-legislation, but is a fulfillment of the imperative to build fences around the commandments (in this case one with great force), and to guard their keepers from any plausible misdeed.

The original song also approximately rhymes the 2nd and 4th line of each of its three stanzas, which none of those translations do. So here is my go at a singable translation of Erev Shel Shoshanim:

Having never tried to translate poetry before, it was an exciting challenge. Some poems require a literal translation; others need to have the right sense but also the rhythm and rhyme. In this case, I chose the latter.

With the help of others, especially Simon Holloway, this is what we came up with:

Chishki Chizki (חשקי חזקי) by Isaac Aboab da Fonseca (1605-1693)

• Here I venture to speak to my Lord, I who am but dust and ashes… (הנה-נא הואלתי לדבר אל אדני ואנכי עפר ואפר)
• Let not my Lord be angry if I go on… (אל-נא יחר לאדני ואדברה)
• And again: Here I venture to speak to my Lord… (הנה-נא הואלתי לדבר אל אדני)
• Let not my Lord be angry if I speak even this last time… (אל-נא יחר לאדני ואדברה אף-הפעם)

Appropriate language to speak with God? Maybe, but when it comes to negotiations with men, the relationship is more equal. Abraham discusses the purchase of a burial site for his late Sarah in chapter 23, and from both parties involved, the speech introduction is usually “my lord, hear me” (אדני שמעני) or “hear me, my lord” (שמעני אדני) or “no, my lord, hear me” (לא אדני שמעני) or “but if you will hear me” (אך אם אתה לו שמעני). Listening skills are in high demand, but…

… the story is not that simple. The text strangely introduces a few of these portions of direct speech with “וידבר פלוני את פלוני לאמר לו” (“And so-and-so spoke with so-and-so saying to him”). But why do we need this “to him”? In this passage and throughout the bible, “לאמר” (“saying”) indicates the beginning of direct speech.

Notably the word “to him” (לוֹ) can also be read “if only” (לוּ), the same word we find when Abraham says “if you will hear me” (לו שמעני), which is one of the few places in the passage the text doesn’t redundantly add “to him”.

One of the other times when “to him” is absent is when Ephron says “no, my lord, here me”. There is no לו (“to him”) there, but there is לא (“no”). Both are read lo!

What I may dare suggest is moving the ends of some verses that currently end with “saying to him” so that they end with the usual “saying”. Then change the vowels of “to him” to “if only”, and we end up with a much more poetical dialogue, and even a pun:

• A to Hs: I am a resident alien among you
• Hs to A: If you will hear us, my lord (Lu shema’enu adoni)
• A to Hs: (no intro, but a bow)
• E to A: No, my lord, hear me (Lo adoni shema’enu)
• A to E: But if you will only hear me (Akh im ata lu shema’eni)
• E to A: If you will hear me (Akh im ata lu shema’eni)
• A takes out the chequebook.

A very gentilic conversation, but a beautiful almost-homophonic play between the harsh “no” and the mannered “if only”. If only it was there in the masoretic text (before I changed it), people might see the beauty and poetry in this back-and-forth.

Another way of identifying an entered string with one of many options is with regular expressions. As such, I have attempted below to devise regular expressions to match all expected spellings for each tractate (masechet, masekhet, maseches, meseches, etc.) of the Mishnah. Please note that this is only a draft: I expect to improve the regular expressions, and feedback is much appreciated.

Using this as a background study, it may be possible to automate the building of regular expressions for Hebrew words (with vowels given), although many of the expressions below also cover a number of irregularities that would be hard to incorporate into such a builder. Consequently, one could also build a list of all possible alternative spellings for a word, which could then be used with a search engine to make searches of these Hebrew words comprehensive. (Edit: the current expressions below overgenerate way too much and would probably be inappropriate for that task.)

For those without the technical background, the following features are used in the regular expressions below:

• [abcd] means any of a, b, c, or d.
• (ab|cd|ef) means any of ab, cd, or ef.
• ab?c means either abc or ac (i.e. b is optional).

For the purposes of this task, the expressions below may overgenerate. That is, they may match more than valid spellings of those words, but that is okay as long as they don’t overlap, i.e. match expressions that could also refer to another tractate. I also hope they don’t excessively undergenerate.

Nonetheless, October is the tenth month, and (Mar)cheshvan is the second.