Multiple Choice Instructions:
Please choose the answer which best answers the question. Despite this paper not having any multiple choice, we have given you a sample question to waste your time.

Practice question:
What's 1 + 1?
A. 2
B. All of the above
C. All of the above
D. All of the above

The best answer is C.



Section 1 (Allow about 2 hours to complete this section.)

Please start each question on a new chair. If the person next to you hasn't finished then you may use any means available to claim their chair as yours.

Tip: Never try to push someone out of a chair who has a compass.

Question 1.
A seagull is flying in a westerly direction at 30m/s against a wind of 3m/s. At an initial altitude of 30m, the seagull flies towards a lighthouse located 150m away in a parabolic arc downwards described by the equation y = 1/125x^2. Ignoring air resistance, briefly discuss the consequences of global warming.

Question 2.
There are six marbles in a jar: Three red and three green. Bib's favourite colour is red. Bub's favourite colour is green. Bubi likes red, but prefers green. Buiuub is colour-blind.

a) What is the probability that Bubi will draw?
b) In how many ways can Buiuub draw a red marble followed by a green marble and not be able to tell the difference between them?
c) Briefly discuss the consequences of global warming.

Question 3.
A hot body is placed in an aeroplane at an initial temperature of 37 degrees celcius. If the body is projected out of the window of an aeroplane at a height h, how long will it have to live in terms of h?

Question 4.
Let s represent the constant, "stuff". Evaluate stuff in terms of s.

Question 5.
Consider the equation: 2cosx + 3sinx - 5 = 0.

Question 6.
Find the general equation for the expression:
"You #^$&ing idiot, who the @&#* do you think you are, you bloody &$*%wit!!!" in terms of x.

Question 7.
Briefly discuss the problems that may arise using Newton's Method to obtain a root of an equation. Feel free to talk as loud as you wish.

Question 8.
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