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This site looks best in Microsoft Internet Explorer 4 or higher. I don't go for microsoft or anything, it's just that Netscape can't cope with the CSS and JavaScript used in this page.

I hope you like the website. I design these pages through notepad - plain text HTML (with CSS) & JavaScript, so if it isn't up to your high levels of quality and standards that you see in other places, I have one thing to say to you: GET STUFFED. (If you don't use the expression "stuffed" in your language, you are probably dumb or american, or something else. You can probably guess what it means, anyway.) After all, it's only a personal homepage.

Yes, I'm an Aussie. To find out more about Aussies, see my Aussie page. It is there to declare my patriotism to the language of Australia & denial of the myths that surround our desert land.

If you want to find out a bit more about me (or my smiley), see my about me page. If you want an easy way to contact me, see my contact me page.

One thing I'm interested in is computers and programming. I can tell you a bit about me and programming and maybe show you a few of my programs.

A friend and I have recently set up a small business in design of other peoples' web pages. Click here to find out more about J&J Web Design.

Music is also one of the things I like a lot (and some things I dislike). Here I'll tell you about my style of music and also links to my favourite bands' pages. I often go around singing or humming a tune. Whatever's stuck in my head, and there's nearly always something there. Let's just hope it's not something horrible that I can't get out.

One thing I have been doing lately is carrying a camera to each little outing of mine with friends. This will never be a complete archive (or anything near it) of my social life or the way I view the world, but here is a nice little gallery of some photos of mine.

Undoubtedly the most stupid page on my site is my smiley generator. Just click the letter or symbol you want to be the smiley's eyes, nose, mouth, hair or hat and mix and match to find the best smiley for you. Just a little fiddle around with javascript. An introduction I made for myself into the JavaScript games still to come.

I also like the internet and web-surfing a lot so, here are a few of the places I like to go to: my links.

Oh. And on your way out, sign my guestbook. I want to see what you think. I also have a forum set up where you can post messages and respond to others' messages. It's a bit like a personal newsgroup. Have a try.

I want to thank Crosswinds who host my site. They're probably the best free web space provider around. They allow free unlimited web space, an email address (that you can check through the web and also POP, through a program) and don't require any banners or advertising on your site.

That's about it!

Have fun,
- Joel :-Þ